I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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