Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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