Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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