David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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