That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I still have a little drunk in my system
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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