Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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