When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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