how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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