Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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