Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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