He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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