Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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