you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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