I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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