oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
40s are totally the cure
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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