Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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