what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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