My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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