Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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