seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i out mim tonsoeep
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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