She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Randomize
