how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...