He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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