dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.