The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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