Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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