I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Porn is love you can see.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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