can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
