Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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