I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Two words: nipple clamps
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