sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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