You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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