Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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