how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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