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Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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