I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.