I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.