Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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