she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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