i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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