don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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