Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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