do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
