Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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