so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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