He disabled his match.com account in front of me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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