Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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