his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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