She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
