Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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