your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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