first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
