I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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