Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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