Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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