i would punch a child for taco bell
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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