You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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