don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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