no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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