This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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