Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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