i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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