turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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